Last month I saw some Christian priests in Tyre
Making magic bread from ordinary loaves.
Yesterday I saw an Imam in the souk
Casting out demons with a talisman.
I have heard of people with many gods
Rolling on the ground and prophesying.
And I think these are all very impressive.
But I do not think I shall do any of these things.
Parlour tricks are all very well and good.
But Najat prefers necking.